Not so fast reader, you heard your mother. We've got adventures to go on. Just you and me. And sometimes your friend, but never parents. You wanna know why? Because they crossed me. Oh it gets darker. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. 

First thing that's different, no more parents. They threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made them and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mother wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you, so now you know the real reason I rescued you with my short stories. I just took over your mind and if you tell your mother or father I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a writer and I say how this story will end.

 And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce. Because that's what this is all about. Oh god I love that sauce. It will be my next heroine. Princes Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce. That does sound like anime movie. I'll make it even echier than you can ever think of.