Doesn't photograph well.

Failed to make it as a male stripper at the Temple Of The Donkey With Singing Nipples because he refused to shave his legs.

Tried to sell toothpaste to some laughing shoe laces and got bitch slapped for his troubles.
  • JoinedSeptember 8, 2025


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