@TulipHedgehog (it is XD)
Don't call Dairy Queen, the cows don't want you drinking their pee! :< Speaking of which, we're sending a cow to your front door! Keep an eye out for the delivery truck! Okay, maybe it's not a truck. What better way can we send you a cow than like this?: http://imgur.com/Si0B4Se
No cows were harmed during this delivery... we think.
QUITE POSSIBLY
Army: mine. I'm a prince that lives in Hollywood after a tornado that grew up in a pool of balloons and kitty litter. Ain't I a special lad, ay? So, I claim these potatoes as mine, royal order!