{Alas, welcome to the realm of the Sagacious Duo, 
here to entrigue, entice, and to greedily steal your valuable time (hopefully).}
[Oh boy, here we go with the fancy language]
{The Duo is made up of two lone humans that happen to be each other's foils (which can be quite annoying at times)}
[And the weird words. You know you don't need to use fancy language to be eloquent right?]
{We have created this site in order to entertain the brilliant and amuse the amazing, tantalize the terrific and basically share our wild, slightly idiotic thoughts with the lacking world.}
[You're gonna bore them]
{You are truly ruining my description. You know what? You talk then, since  you have so much salient information to share.}
[Fine, I will
Sorry about all that folks- anyway... this would be our joint account, so welcome.......
We will be using this account to talk about (maybe) smart stuff, some fun facts, interesting quotes, (possibly) political views, some views on the world and what's going on, personal opinions, and likely some fandom stuff.

So there's probably gonna be some confusion about who's typing what...while we do have different writing styles it's still likely to be difficult, so we're gonna try to use different writing styles to help y'all out.
This is Ibis and Risu, signing out XD]
{That was Risu. 
This is Ibis, wishing you all a delightful rest of your day amongst the various life forms that share this humble planet with us.}