actual events at my lunch table today mainly because @helothere26
(me and another friend were pretending to be Jason and Leo and Ami was coach hedge)
Me: why do you think my cabin was on fire
Ami: *bangs table* THATS IT YOU BOYS CANT BE IN A CABIN ALONE
Thor: huh?
A: SHUT UP MARTHA
Stella: *wheezing*
A: you’re both failures
T: what did they do?
Me: yeah GLEESON
A: *random yelling*
T: you did nothing cupcake
A: THEY WERE FUCKI-
S: nuh-uh