...I'm not even sure how to use Wattpad.

Name: Sage :) 
1D Couple Name: Sarry... Aren't my friends just so creative?
Physical Description: 5'2, blue or grey eyes, depending on whatever magical force controls my eyes...curvy... People say I'm cute.. Which I think is just fantastic. Cute is ok! :) Blonde hair... Paler than Edward Cullen...

I can speak Chinese! But my chinese teacher is leeeeaaaavvviiiinnggggg *sobs in corner* 
Pandas, meerkats, and chipmunks are the coolest mofos in the forest.
I rant to much about the randomest shtuff in the world.
My friends dog, named Bella O.o, I swear is a vampire and tries to eat my rainbow blood. (Sorry, I had coffee. Bad, bad, bad.)

Everytime I hear a One Direction song on the radio, I instantly look around for anyone else who's freaking out... Then I realize A) My best friend isn't there and B) I literally have no social life. Whatsoever.

Harry Styles in sweats is the most adorable thing I've ever laid eyes upon. *swoon*

I'm not trying to get famous... But y'know, it'd be cool. My autograph looks like a panda fighting a rabid sharkoon wrote it while sneezing plasma. (I'm not even sure how I got this weird. Must run in the family.)

So if anyone could help me navigate this site... I'd be forever grateful :)  #larrykissestoallmyb!tches

^^ya... it sounded cool so I said it..