Yes, I know. My books suck, blah blah blah. I don't care though, Imma keep making chapters. They aren't very funny and I use the same ;Oh,I'm depressed, I'm going to cut! A lot in some books.

Anyone who hurts my friends gets killed with kindness.

Space hates puns. I like to spam her with a bunch of puns.

she loves it. (I know you do)
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unless i can't because I can't make something up for my oneshot books or I'm to lazy :3

SPACE, WHERE ARE YOU. ARE YOU DEAD SPACE.

.-.

Uh. For my oneshot books, I am taking requests.

And now, puns!

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I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWTAIN!

That pun was purrfect.

Are you kitten me right meow?

(I made myself laugh XD)

That's all the puns I got right now. .-.

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Youtubers I know :3 +ships

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Therpgminx (Krinx :3)

Blastphamoushd (XD)

Not many people know these too.

T_T

MARKIPLIER (MARKIMOO.)

Jacksepticeye  (:D)

Mithzan (Mad Max)

Skydoesminecraft 

TheAnimeMan

Akidearest 

Lost Pause

ROSS. (forgot his Youtube Channel name .-.)

BajanCanadian

AND TONS OF OTHERS.

I know I said "+ ships" But there's so many people I ship with each other *cough cough* (TheAnimeMan x Akidearest)

Sorry doods.


----FRIEND ABUSE :D-----

Friend abuse.

Just friend abuse. All day everyday. You can save a friend by calling 1-800- SAVE A FRIEND.

(Jfc, this is long.)