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Most people are smarter than the average housecat, but me, I am the average housecat.
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If you want to read something good read a story by St3amed-out.
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If you get a chanse, please leave some flowers on Algernon's grave.
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I Am the Average Housecat.
A story about me, the average housecat.
I have an orange.
Yes, the rumors are true, I do (and I officially say) that I indeed have an orange.
