Jack

// PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 IS COMING OUT AND YOUNG JACK SPARROW IS IN IT AND HES SO CUUUTE AND ADORABLE 

Have a merry Christmas, and a happy new year, 
          
          *tries taking sip out of eggnog glass, realizing it's all gone* 
          
          Why's the eggnog always gone?

//; Y'know that moment when you're in maximum study mode and studying like a BOSS then you snap out of it and you're just like: what even am I studying right now. It's like ALL you see on your paper (for me it's math) Is x4-69(brb+lolyousuckatthissubject-yougetanF) 
          And I'm like: YO BUMB ALL OF DIS *slams book shut*

Hello ••waves••

*chuckles* How does one become a liar and a thief but yet be respectable? 

*smiles* well, hello. 
          -Miri

*sighs dreamily* yeah, me an' her go way back! She gave me me' jar of dirt.

You, remind me of eclipso!

Hello...green lady, you're a witch, right? 

I'm in need of a ship an' a crew!