Kirumi: ..I believe Ouma-san is becoming green.
Kaito: Huh?! What?!
Kokichi: I--i think im gonna die gghhhh
Kaito: Ah! Harumaki's gonna kill me! Live, damnit!
Kirumi: *leaves the room*
And
Kaito: Pshh, as if you'll actually go through with that threat, Akamatsu-
Kaede: *slaps Kaito*
*Monocoins pop out*
Kaito: Hey, what was that for?
Kaede: It was because
Maki: You're an idiot.
Kaede: Exactly!
Shuichi: *watches as Monocoins hit the floor after multiple slaps* This defies all logic??
Shuichi: H-how do you do that?
Kaede: This is only for 'protaganists', Saihara-kun. Try again in Chapter 2.
Shuichi: A-ah, huh? 'Chapter Two?'
Both from All the (little) People by fixerRefutation
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