If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

Don't let them push you around, for every bruise they give, give them five broken bones.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Some mornings, it's JUST not worth gnawing through the straps.

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can't do that, mystify them with your B.S.

I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber. ~Ford Prefect

Just to make this quick, because I will forget to put this on my fanfiction... I don't own anything of my fanfiction, except my characters, and... That's pretty much it.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

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