Crazy crackhead family of weirdos who live in a nut house but should be put in a mental asylum.

In conclusion: We are all pandas and koalas

You think they're bears, but they are not.

You may think we're just normal lads, but we most definitely, DEFINITELY are not.
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Wasted Youth by SalbizummusFam
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