I'm an uber nerd that never grew up. I love anything related to The Tenderloins, The Walking Dead and Ghost Adventures, among an endless list of other things. I tend to go off on very  random tangents. I'm trying to get up the nerve to get the stories in my head out. I'm going  through my third childhood as a fangirl because I was a cougar in my second. I need to write my memoirs, because nobody would believe this stuff really happened to me.I'm currently being (mis)treated for cancer. I became a Muslim in 2011, so God forgive me for screwing up my second chance. Can I get a third?