I see you've accidentally clicked the wrong button. If you want, I can give you some instructions for leaving; click "Back". If not, welcome to the life of a tall tale law-friendly rebel.

- I'm, 98.7% sure I might be crazy.
- I love Star Wars.
- I'm a Marvel vigilante.
- I play too many video games.
- I'm way too obsessed with music.
- I want to follow my dreams of serving.
- I'm a wise-ass 100% of the time.
- I live in a war zone.

Need any other info? 

Yes?

Stalker.