SaltyBalls_Muah

Did I just smash my thumb in a car door? Yes. Am I probably gonna wake up with no thumbnail? Yes. 
          	
          	Did I name it Thanos? 
          	
          	Yes. 

wildone20

I smashed my ring finger in the car door. That’s the first time I cried because I hurt myself.
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LostColdCause

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@Derp_spongebob  don’t worry I run into walls and doors all the time... I’m very clumsy even tho I can be fairly light on my feet.... *internally facepalms*
          	  I’ve also once smashed my pinky finger in my sliding glass door, and lemme tell u, that door had a LOT of momentum and it was surprisingly sharp. It hurt like fucking hell and so yeah
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SaltyBalls_Muah

Did I just smash my thumb in a car door? Yes. Am I probably gonna wake up with no thumbnail? Yes. 
          
          Did I name it Thanos? 
          
          Yes. 

wildone20

I smashed my ring finger in the car door. That’s the first time I cried because I hurt myself.
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LostColdCause

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@Derp_spongebob  don’t worry I run into walls and doors all the time... I’m very clumsy even tho I can be fairly light on my feet.... *internally facepalms*
            I’ve also once smashed my pinky finger in my sliding glass door, and lemme tell u, that door had a LOT of momentum and it was surprisingly sharp. It hurt like fucking hell and so yeah
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SaltyBalls_Muah

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I could suck a fart out of your ass