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*°~ about me ~°*
♡ right handed
♡ dog person
♡ a little bitch
♡bi
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《 favorite things ?? 》
- song: Keanu Reeves, IV. Sweatpants, stfu, MOOO!, etc.
- movie: shrek 2 forever after
- animal: rat
- quote: "Dwight you ignorant slut."
- drink: pomegranate tea and/or soda
''fandoms' '
- ddlc
- THE OFFICE AAAAA
-sanrio
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- JoinedOctober 29, 2016
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