short-circuited

You know, it's been a long time since I've been on here and for that, I apologize. But b r o, I legit have so many ideas, I hope you guys are excited because I'M fuckin excited.

YUHYUH IM BACK BOIZ

Yo, boiz, sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm afraid more won't be coming any time soon. Don't have any internet and I'm stuck at home due to quarantine. I hope you're all managing to cope without my dumbass updates and I hope all of you stay warm/cool, safe, healthy, and clean. Please don't get sick, any of you fuckers, because if you do, I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you. Anyway, stay safe, I love you ALL!

Hello, s i b l i n g s
          Just lettin' you guys know, if you need any un-copyrighted pictures, go to unsplash.com. Use it for edits, book covers, legit anything your pretty heart desires. Freely usable pictures for anything you might need. You're welcome, bros.

So, my cousin (he's 10) just showed me his YouTube channel. Go subscribe to him, he's awesome and makes Roblox videos lmfao. His channel name is PROJECT 7878

So... Uh, for 300 followers, here is my celebratory message.
          
          Petition to start calling Peanut Butter "Buttered Peanut"
          
          And also thank you

Merry Christmas, everybody!!!

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!!

Hey, everybody, I'm doing a mega sweep on my account and deleting every book I'm not working on at the present time. I'm sorry if you're interested in a book that I delete, but know that the ending wasn't in sight anyway. Lmao. If you have any concerns, please don't hesitate to PM me.
          
          -@Sam-Bones

I love Nathan Fillion with my entire soul. If you fuckers got any movies or TV shows or anything with him in it that you want to reccomend, I will glADLY ACCEPT THEM P L E A S E