I drew my own profile pic and background...
super proud of them X3 (they came out way better than I thought, too!)
   a wise person once asked me what beverage I would be.
  i told that wise person that only about 0.0000007% of the planet's population actually likes me, guess for yourself.
  the wise person said more people like you than that
  i told them that 'more people like you than that' isn't a beverage and that it was moxie

that wise person wasn't actually wise.
it was me.
:'D