Sam Shurley

HEY ASSBUTT

SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M BORED

1 cup of squash today.

Is it bad that its 2:00 and I haven't had anything to eat??

I try not to think , it interferes with me being nuts
          - Leo Valdez

I'M BORED

Things you need to know about me.
          
          1: I'm from another dimension
          
          2: I was going to marry my dimensions jack
          
          3: my Jack died from cancer
          
          4: I have an eating disorder because of my jacks death

Happy Birthday!!!!! I love you so much!!! ❤️

Sam: *walks in with Hickey's*
          
          Dean: are those hickeys 
          
          Sam: no there insect bites
          
          Dean: *takes a long sip of beer*
          
          Gabriel: *walks in*
          
          Sam: there's the insect
          
          Dean: *spits beer out* 

happy birthday me