Sam!!

Army Dreamers Trend With Victoria
          
          
          What could she do
          Should've been an actress
          
          But she didn't have the confidence for the big screen
          
          What could she do
          Should've been a director
          
          But she was stuck at Happy Meat Farms
          
          What could she do
          Should've spoken up
          
          But she didn't wanna die so soon...
          
          
          I might do Mark lol

Antonio: KEEP UP LOSERS!
          
          Wesley: *Trying To Catch Up* I don't need this-
          
          Mark: *Tries To Run But Dies Instantly*
          
          PE Teacher: Y'all are pathetic.
          
          Victoria: *Hits A Tennis Ball And Suddenly Everything Is On Fire*
          
          PE Teacher: JESUS VICTORIA-Wait. Where's Carl?
          
          *Carl Is At Home Asleep*
          
          PE Teacher: Ramona, why aren't you doing anything?
          
          Ramona: I'm too depressed to be doing sport :(
          
          Jared: HEY RAMONA!
          
          Ramona: What? *Gets KO'd By A Basketball*
          
          PE Teacher: Alex why aren't you doing anything either?
          
          Alex: I died yesterday. 
          
          PE Teacher: Oh OK, wait WHAT-
          
          Sonc: *Runs Twice Around the World*
          
          PE Teacher: Not bad.
          
          Sonc: *Scores A Basket When The Basket Is In The Stratosphere*
          
          PE Teacher: Not bad.
          
          Sonc: *Wins A Diving Contest Against Michael Phelps*
          
          PE Teacher: Not bad.
          
          Sonc: If you say 'Not Bad' one more time I'll cut off your skin and wear it as a coat!
          
          PE Teacher: Right, you just threatened me! Get down and give me 20!
          
          Sonc: Ugh, fine, but I was hoping to get a McFlurry after this.
          
          PE Teacher: *Offs Self*

I'm So Sorry For Spamming Lol
          
          Victoria: What's the problem?
          
          Mark: Math problem.
          
          Victoria: I can help you, let me see. Alright, um...here's an easy one! What's six × three?
          
          Mark: I don't know.
          
          Victoria: Six × three!?
          
          Mark: I don't know!
          
          Victoria: SIX × THREE!?
          
          Mark: I DON'T-
          
          Victoria: SIX × THREE!?
          
          Mark: I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!
          
          Victoria: SIX THREES!
          
          Mark: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT?!
          
          Victoria: 'WHAT IS IT'?! Get your roommate.
          
          Mark: Why?
          
          Victoria: ANTONIO!
          
          Antonio: What's the problem?
          
          Victoria: HOMEWORK!
          
          Antonio: What's six × three?
          
          Mark: I don't know!
          
          Antonio: SIX × THREE!
          
          Mark: I DON'T KNOW!
          
          Antonio: What's six + six?
          
          Mark: Oh, twelve.
          
          Antonio: NOW ADD SIX!
          
          Mark: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?!
          
          Antonio: 'WHAT IS IT'?! Get your dad.
          
          Mark: Who?
          
          Antonio: CARL! 
          
          *Breaking Bad Reference Woooooooo*
          
          Carl: BOOM! WHAT?
          
          Antonio: Homework.
          
          Carl: I taught you this! WHAT'S SIX × THREE?!
          
          Mark: I DON'T KNOW!
          
          Carl: Look, if Johnny has six × three amounts of dish soap, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD BE HAVE?!
          
          Mark: I DON'T KNOW-

Mark: *in the kitchen at 3am, pacing the kitchen eating soup in complete darkness*
          
          Antonio: *turns on light* Dude what the fvck, it's 3am.
          
          Mark: *irritated exhale* 'Cuz I'm depressed, I'm 27, I want soup and I have you as a roommate. Now leave me and my soup in peace, bitch.

Alex- Husk
          Victoria- Lute
          Wesley- Adam
          Mark- Vaggie
          Antonio- Charlie
          Jared- Alastor
          Ramona- Adam
          Carl- Nifty
          
          I tried my best, I watch more Helluva Boss than Hazbin Hotel

I'm autistic, and seeing the Cynical Critic videos, oh my God Mark is so autistic.
          
          It's just a headcanon tho.

Alex Bale But The Context Got Mutilated By Jared:
          
          Haha...it's not cannibalism if they're less evolved than you, right?
          
          ♪GENOCIDE BUDDIES♪
          
          Why would Squilliam be hanging out with Pearl's teenage friend?
          
          Hey, where are you going? *Gets Concussed By A Lamppost*

MLP Parody With The Muse ARG:
          
          Jared: Antonio, when I sent you to make friends, I didn't mean with the local *SLUR THAT I DON'T WANNA SAY*
          
          Mark: What the fvck did you call me you lanky ass slvt?! Antonio, I swear this bitch is gonna catch these hands if he doesn't shut the fvck up!
          
          Alex: *Holds him back* Mark, he's a literal demon, he will fold you like a fvcking lawnchair.
          
          Victoria: Shut the fvck up Alex, I haven't seen a good fight in a hot minute.
          
          Anthony: IT'S MORE LIKE A PUBLIC EXECUTION DARLING-
          
          

My name is Victoria.
          Like the secret.
          Last name Campbell.
          I was 23 years old when I was murdered.
          On October 21st, 2022...

How They Reacted To Getting A Muse:
          
          Ramona: Wait a minute...how did this happen? I'm smarter than this!
          
          Antonio: Another happy landing.
          
          Mark: Oh no, I'm not brave enough.
          
          Victoria: My allegiance is to the republic, TO DEMOCRACY!!!!
          
          Wesley: Hello there!
          
          Carl: Fine, but it's your job!
          
          Anthony: So uncivilised!
          
          Alex: Oh, I don't think so...
          
          Jared: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
          
          The audio fits so well with the characters wtf-