Hi my name is Sam, I'm a minor with a knife and I'm not afraid to use it 🔪 

My pronouns are He/Him, I'm trans ftm :D

I like ducks, drawing and reading

I need to get violently beaten up (for legal reasons this is a joke)

I have ADHD and I'm autistic, I'm not incapable of telling sarcasm and genuine things apart but I definitely have some trouble with it so expect me to not understand everything- 

I have a mother now: @UltimateReverseCard (best mama ever)

If you saw my extremely alarming jokes, no you didn't 😀🔪