Samantha Archer

I enjoy writing. Mostly sad, romantic, and intimate stuff.
I think you all deserve to know more about me though.
I'm a very cruel person. And I have a very dark past. Though I hide it well. I'm actually very funny. I call my mom, ma. I call my biological father, sperm donner, or asswipe (I hate him). My family owns a small business called KC Cresties. We have 1 dog named clipper, but his nickname is Doug. We have three cats. Megel (spelt like that), Tiger, and Stitch (he's a kitten from Megel and Tiger). I own a bunny named Bugz (I'm a bunny mama). My younger brother has a bunch of snakes. We have over 200 crested geckos. And 3 sugar gliders. Named Stormy, and Mogwai ( mah-gah-whi), and Zeus. It's have an older brother, Sean. A younger brother Blaine. And 2 siblings that I can't see till they're 18 because of their douche bag of a dad. Kelsey, my lovely little sis. The light of my life. A miniature me. The true reason I haven't used a knife on myself. For hope that she'll remember me when she's 18. And Alexander. But we call him Xander. He is my baby brother he actually was born 2010 and is 5. I haven't seen them since he was 2 1/2. They give me hope. But hey, let's try and be happy. I like Shawn Mendes. Selena Gomez. Hollywood undead. Imagine dragons. Skillet. And so many more. Like Avril Lavigne. And Linkin park. I'm a great artist. I have no lovely boyfriend. And 3 awesome friends. I don't judge. And I am good at listening to people's problems. So read my books. You'll enjoy. Love you all.