'Ello.
I'm Raida. Or Samiha. Just pick one. 
Okay, so. 
I'm 14. I was kicked out of hell on the 24th of July because I was far too nice. 
I'm kidding. I was pulled out of a volcano. Or a unicorn delivered me to my parents. Or I emerged from the Dead Sea. Not sure what happened. 
I like reading. And writing. Although writer's block hits me hard after I carefully construct 3 sentences in 2 hours. So. 
I like food too. Food's great. 
And I like art. Not sure what kind. It's fun to do, and if done beautifully, a delight to stare at all day. 

I have no idea what to say in this 'About Me' sections, really. There's just so much to write about, but there's still nothing. Paradoxes, huh.

But anyways, I guess I could tell you what I like. 
I like myself. I'm sad and mean and angry but I'm cool. You have every right to think otherwise. 
I like music, and I'm not tied down to a particular genre. My absolute favourites are Fall Out Boy, Adam Lambert, Black Veil Brides, Brand New and Seether. 
I also like trees, the sky, birds, rain, clouds and cats.

And then there's the stuff I hate. 
People. Urgh. This covers like, 98%.
And there's heat. Like, hot weather. Goodness, kill me someone!
And there's always math, although my math teacher is the loveliest. I'm sorry I've disappointed you, Ms. N. 

In case you're wondering what I'm like (which you're not), here's what you need to know:
Unless I'm commenting on someone's work, I'm a fucking bitch. 
Everything fascinates me. Human behaviour and conspiracies top the list. 
I'm short and short - tempered. 
Porn jokes are awesome, so shut up. 
I will curse, so shut up. 
I will hug you if I like you so just go with it. 

So, uhm, yeah. Oh, and I speak (some) French, have beautiful hair and beautiful hands, okay?
Okay. 

Byee!

(Feel free to talk to me; I'm powerless and I can't kill you 'cause God has me under surveillance.)