SammyGirl1974
One day when I woke up:
Sister: Did you sleep with makeup on? I think it smudged...
Me: What, you think I can't pull these babies off naturally?
*gestures at dark circles underneath my eyes
SammyGirl1974
SammyGirl1974
"OK, now I'm gonna write a short story that will tale me less than a year. No sequel, either!"
3 Years Later:
"Guys, I'm having trouble on how to start my sequel..."