SammyHumid

Tommyinnit isn't real nerd. Your God is fake.

HOW TO STOP JOE BIDEN
          
          
          Biden is a threat to the U.S and the world, we need to stop him. Spreading the word could help out so people don't vote for him next election. Donating to China and terrorist groups can slow down his evil plan, I'll link those at the bottom. But, I have a better idea, I just need someone to do it.
          
          At midnight, June 16th the top right window of the U.S treasury department will be unlocked. That's right next to the stairs giving you access to the roof. 
          
          Make your way to the front of the building. Some trees there will cover you from the guard post but they can still hear you, be careful. You want to bring a rope and tie it to the roof, slowly make your way down. You have to run across the road, but there's a guard post south. try going a bit north so they won't see
          
          You want to walk in an arch around the post, to the white house east wing. Going too far will lead you to another guard post so be quite. Now here's the hard part, you need to be on the other side. Going around you will be caught by the guards, so you need to go in.
          
          You need to break in through the window, quietly. I suggest disguising as a chef so no one will question a thing, but if they do play the dumb tourist card. That always works.
          
          Now, upstairs there's a bathroom. Get in there and open the window. Now you're on the other side. Just above the white house South lawn. Hide behind the bushes and once you're at the corner of the wall run to the tree and climb it. There you have a clear shot on the president's room. Take it and break in. 
          
          Hide inside his body. They will clean his body and take him out. But instead of going to the graveyard, a few of my friends will pick you up. And you're free.
          
          Doing all of this shouldn't be done for free of course, once you're out buy a plane ticket to Algeria. There will be a man in a red car with a yellow hat. Tell him " #demonsquad" and get in his car. He'll tell you the rest.
          
          Goodluck
          

Biden is up to something.
          
          There hasn't been any terrorist attacks in a while and he wants troops out of Afghanistan? I think Joe Biden is actually a Taliban and is plotting to destroy our great nation.
          
          Not only that but he wants to take our damn guns!? This, I cannot stand by. No way I'm ever giving up my guns, gotta start preparing for when Joe Biden's Taliban goons try to invade the best country in Europe. 
          
          Maybe places like the british lands will fall, but not Texas.
          
          The Taliban created this virus to decrease the population so they can get us while we are asleep during a lockdown. They also hacked the media to make us think it's worse then it actually is
          
          So many people don't believe me, calling me crazy and dumb. That's fine, natural selection or whatever those atheist call it. While all your dumb masks release poisonous gas killing you, the real men are gonna be fighting for our country.

Do you think that Biden isn't actually president, and that Obama was this whole time?
          
          I haven't heard of Obama in a while, and now Biden says that he's bringing people from Afghanistan back. Isn't that what Obama said he'd do? 
          
          I think Obama started the BLM protests to distract us from him gaining evil power once again.

Is an 8 year-old really considered a "child"?
          
          So what if I'm 15 and had sex with an 8 year old? Big deal.

Do I really need the vaccine?
          
          
          I don't want any of that government vaccine stuff. Besides, it's confirmed that they are a hoax and cause blood clots. 
          
          I feel healthy so I think I technically identify as vaccinated, but a REAL vaccine that cures me and not some dumb cancer liquid the doctors made.

Tw/ Monarchy
          
          How do so many grown adults still think that monarchy was real. Like, even when I was a kid I knew it was BS. How do people still believe in this fairy tale? Then have the audacity to tell me that dinosaurs aren't alive today, or my brother died in a car crash 6 years ago, and that I should "let go"
          
          I think it's the government paying schools to teach us to cover up the fact that evolution dinosaurs use to live during those days and still do. I need to teach today's children the truth, and not to listen to "historians"
          
          I was having a conversation with a friend and he brought up king Henry the 8th and told me he had 6 wife's. Like first of all, king? King's aren't real he knows this, but apparently not. He still thinks that king's EXISTED and ruled the kingdom. 2nd of all, how could he have 6 wife's? That's BS because I can't even get a girlfriend and having 6 isn't holy.
          
          On top of that he told me he executed 2 of them. Like huh? Only the Russians and stuff execute people. That's murder, how did no one call the cops on him? How did he not get  arrested? The government didn't think this through very well and now the truth is out.
          
          Maybe I'm just smarter than Einstein or something? Because everyone seems to believe this stupid crap and it pisses me off, I try convincing them that they're wrong but they won't listen. Something needs to be done and I'm the only one who can make a change in this subject.
          
          
          

Tw/ school
          
          Stupid dumb teacher called me a HER. I'm so sick of this school everyone misgenders me all the time just to piss me off. Yesterday some kid went up to me and said "hey girl" I then said "umm it's he actually, next time you should educate yourself and not misgender people" but before I even finished the sentence he punched me in the gut and got away with it
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          it's gotten so bad my friends started doing it. I never thought they would be so transphobic, and It's all because they met this person a while back that was a really bad influence. The first time we met he/she used the n-word casually, I told my friends we should drop him but they didn't listen. After that they started picking on me.
          LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE THEY HAVE BEEN DOIN THIS FOR 2 MONTHS LIKE OMG JUST STOP
          STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPP
          
          
          Idk what to do guys should I just do online school? I won't dropout because I want to be a YouTuber when I'm older and I run the dream SMP club.

I've been straight my whole life, but after seeing my friend today I keep thinking about dating him as a joke, but I'm starting to think it's not. Am I gay? If so, how do I stop.