Greetings from The Lady Sammy, from the land over the Hills. 

Do you take tea or coffee? A touch of nectar and ambrosia? Oh, seen as though you asked so nicely, I'll tell you my secret recipe of the Chroniklers: 

* a few ugly selfies 
* a pinch of Percy Jackson
* a tablespoon of Harry Potter (preferably Hufflepuff flavour)
* a cup of the Lunar Chronicles
* a 3/4 cup of Rangers Apprentice and Brother Band, thoroughly mixed

Dump them all in a boiling cauldron and hope for the best. It worked perfectly for me! 

I'm sure that after your long journey from Fairyland you must be very tired. Here, quickly come, in your sleepy state Manfred could hypnotise you! Don't worry, that dinosaur's just an illusion. 

Meet the Marquess, The Wise Fig, The LooAttic, Chronikler Two, my best friend, (foster) sister and the maker of all my covers: 
@Bobbie-Penn

How the Hills-Penn family does things: 
"DON'T LET THE MOSQUITOS IN!" "SINGLE FILE!" "MARCH TWO THREE FOUR!" *youngest brother trips over a bag in the doorway* "I'M OKAY!" "YOU'RE LETTING THE MOSQUITOS IN!" "AHHHH!" *cue stampede* "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"
(There are five of us, so there's a lot of yelling!) 

Daughter of Hermes
Proud Hufflepuff

"I'd like to remind you I'm nine days older, therefore more sensible." - Sammy to Bobbie. 

"I'm definitely crazier than you, Bobbie." - also Sammy to Bobbie.