Good day,
My name is Samuel and I am a vampire. No, seriously. I was born in the year 1717. Don't believe me? I can actually remember the ordination of King George II of England. I was there. It was just 5 months prior to my 10th birthday, which is an age a lad does not forget.
I have decided after many centuries of adventures to share them with the world. My current human showed me how this app works and I have decided to rewrite my journal entries here for all to see. I will off course try and dumb down the English so I can be sure that you as reader will be understanding what I am trying to tell you.
This is my story. My journey. My tale. One that has lasted almost 300 years, since I will be celebrating my 300th birthday this very November 2017. This is my gift to you, for you have given many a gift to me.
Thank you for reading my story human. May the sun shine ever on your face so that I will never be able to get hold of you.
Samuel