My Name is Samuel T. Barget and I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world I may look like a dorky teenager, but with the help of my friends and family, I write fan fictions, and find other writers like me. I hope to one day become a professional novelist, but to do so I must take these first steps to accomplish my dream. I am...
...so done with this joke. 
I'm pretty sure that sums up the kind of guy you're dealing with. 
All funnies aside, I'm really excited to join the community and love what experienced so far. I'm here to bring entertaining stories that I hope you will enjoy. Some of you (maybe not all of you) will be happy to hear that I intend to write christian oriented content for all ages. No d***s, c***s or F***s here. :)
I'm welcome to any feed back you might have. As a beginner writer I'm welcome to any positive (or negative) feedback y'all have. I believe that any criticism (within reason) will help me grow as a writer and help me bring you better content. 
Thank you.