Hello and welcome to my bio! I just happen to be a very appetizing treat called a sandwich. Please don't ask to eat me though, that can get really awkward. My favorite genres of writing are fantasy and horror. My current favorite word is citrus, because I like the way it's spelled. Oh, and my cacti are named Manon, Kaz, Severus, and Mattias, all after my favorite book characters. OH NO! This bio is getting too long! I need to stop adding useless sentences! Right now! 

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