Chocolate doesn't ask questions, chocolate understands. I prefer my puns intended. I will go into survival mode if tickled. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Spreading smiles like they're herpes.  Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays! 
I actually do believe in killing the messenger, know why? It sends a message back. The worst part in showing people the good in you is they will expect good and I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.
Any dude will do if your love is an open door. But who needs a man to save and kiss ya.