I have been told to dedicate every single one of my works to one person, as she claims that if I do not, I will write a truly fantastic one and if it is dedicated to her she can shove that... I shall not continue what she said.

She threatened me, she called me all of the time to see what I was currently writing, what I was doing and urging me to "get writing you lazy sod!" if I wasn't actually writing.

She is my friend, she is my worst enemy and she is one of the greatest people I have ever met. You know who you are. And yes, mellon nin, all of my books will be dedicated to you (you know, if I actually ever get something PUBLISHED). And I want you to know that I love you from the bottom of my friendly heart.

Now please, for the love of whatever god you pray to, leave me alone.