Well, you know what they say: if you don't really love one of your mistresses, stop giving her child support...or something along those lines :))
That NGO must be lucky to have you then haha. I literally can't imagine that since I've no idea how that must work. From what I gather, does that mean you're going to have to update ALL of your city's statistics? O_O
If you don't think you can handle the shmexiness about to be exuded ;) I would suggest taking copious amounts of depressants to counteract the effect lest you fall victim to things like these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Then I wouldn't suggest staying here. Prey are hard to come by since even the intellectual population know how to kill us :| But the degree of people here who *could* be victims is large as well. Oh, I love the heart! The liver too. It's got this chewy, juicy taste that's so refreshing *drool*
Ooh, is this charades? I got it! You're Wattpad cliche! Pepperspray'll do you no good. As a psychologist, I've mastered the art of unobtrusive naturalistic observation. In fact, I can probably diagnose you as schizo if you want :3