90% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you're part of the 10% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "Do a backflip you sparkly retard!" Then copy and paste this on to your profile.


92% of girls would be dead if Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8% who would be cracking up!


You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.
You say red and black, I say red and gold.
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.”
You say football, I say Quidditch.
You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.
You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort.
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra
You say life, I say Harry Potter♥