*sup, bros? 
*it's your pal, sans...
*thought that would be kind of self explanatory, but meh...some people don't seem to know...
*any who, i guess i'm suppose to put something about myself down here...um...well, first off i'm a skeleton...um...i like ketchup...from my head tomatoes, ;D 
*my favorite place is grillby's or the couch...or my room...
*i've got a pet rock...forgot his name though...and i guess if you must know, my...current location is the underground.
*if you have any questions, go ahead and ask me...but other then that, i think that's about it.
*SANS, WHAT ABOUT ME?
*oh yeah, and my brother's name is papyrus and he's really cool.
*SANS, HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT TELLING THEM ABOUT ME?
*sorry, bro...it just slipped my mind...wait, pap...what's that behind you?
*WHAT?
*hmm...it looks like it maybe updog...
*A WHAT?
*you know, updog...
*WHAT IS UPDOG?
?
*heheheh...
*...
SANS!!!!
*heheheh!!!
*SANS, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
*oh yeah? it made you smile...
*AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT!!!