Just your average writer, really I got a starter pack and everything:

-coffee is needed for all my bs

-sleep? who's she?

-the want of death but too lazy to do anything besides write

-insomnia because of how many ideas my brain will produce

-the amount of meals I forget to eat because 'I am on a roll let me write!'



Did I miss anything?



Also, is it sad that a cup of coffee will always be prettier than me?