Greetings writers, 

After you are done marveling at my existence, I would like to inform you of my mission here on this site, on this random day in the year. I stumbled upon this website a while ago and I noticed as I fought through the many amateur writers that some are really good, some are really bad, some get more than they deserve and some don't get noticed ever. For a happy elf like me all this was extremely confusing and stressful. It kept me up at night. Why did some have so much while others had so little?

So, one sunny day, those are rare in the North Pole, I went up to Santa Claus who was just getting drunk on vodka (hey, to keep warm, it's constantly below freezing there) so I went up to him and I said might I have a job all year round that's not painting presents green, red and brown? And he said, oh little elf, how much you ask, what can you do that's not a Christmas task?

Here is where i suggested this brilliant idea, that four days after the italian witch, Befana, had flown on the sky to deliver gifts (I know these Italians gotta replace us with witches! Bastrados), I would open a Wattpad account whose goal would be freebie Votes! Doesn't that sound like fun now? I would go around to people who need and give them a gift! Hope! Because those votes could change how much attention these people get?

Santa then said but how will you decide? To which, after much though I replied: Destiny will show me who needs it the most, I will click on every suggested post! A story, I'll pick and votes I will give, at the very end, a message I will leave. And Santa said: What of those who ask? I then replied: in fulfillment they shall bask!

So here's the account, Befana has gone! I will start giving presents to everyone who holds on!
If you need a gift and want to ask, post a message on my wall with the link attached! I will come to you and help you out, all I want is some little shout-out.

So people will know and spread the word!

xo
Santa's Secret Helper
  • North Pole, Duh.
  • EntrouJanuary 9, 2013