Welcome to the bread bank ☺️
We sell bread, we sell loafs 🍞
We got bread on deck and bread on the flo 😌
T O A S T E D-
Bro stfu 😒
Listen, I just need a baguette 🥖
And a brioche🍞
We don't have either of those
You can get the gluten free white bread-
Wtf is gluten? Take that shit out 😠
It's gluten free 😜
I don't CARE if it's free 😑
Swear on yuh fuckin YEEZYS
If you wanna fight we gon fight
You trynna be on W O R L D S T A R ?
What, you gon record it? 🤨
Ye, I got my dollar store camera O N 🟢
What's the fuckin situation~😌
What the fuck do you wAeNt-
I'm the mf M A N A G E R👹
At the bread store?
B R É👹
Tell him to take the mf gluten
Out da bré🤬
Imma need u to shut that B's up cheif 💅
We can't take shit out day bread
Why put it in IN THE FIRST PLACE-
Ik y'all smokin that PACK👹
We got crackers no gluten 🧍
FUCK crackers 🙄
It's gluten free 😃
You want the gluten or nah?🤨
Hell no 😒
You better take the gluten out that damn shit😐
Look- we got whole wheat
G L U T E N F R E E
Texas toast
G L U T E N F R E E
T O R T I L L A-
Fuk all dat😒
What bitch ass country are y'all from where they got dis bullshit at?🙁
Florida 🕺
I knew it 🙄
Look, you can either take this yeast...
Or I'm calling the police 🚨
I'm goin weast-
Nah don't call the police I got a warrant 😥
Honestly fuck y'all
I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread 😒
What the fuck are you sayin 😐
All I'm saying is fuck y'all's bread
Fuck da gluten
A N D F U C K T H E M C R A C K E R S
But the crackers don't have gluten...😶
I'll take those 😌
Ok that's gonna be 5-☺️
Nah fuck that I ain't paying 😒
*Leaves the bread bank*
- The table from IKEA broke...Going back to IKEA for another table
- JoinedAugust 20, 2021
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