I am one of those special people that live to be creeps. :/ I have a collection of wives (6 in fact) one concubine and a pet lesbian. My besteresterest friend in the entire world is @NevaTrustADuck (and I do agree with that statement although a picture I may or may not be showing the world could contradict that). I love food and books and food and running and food and milk and food and race walking and food and did I mention food???? Well if you could follow that I congratulate you as you must have an amazing mind. May every single day you have be a weekend to allow you the power of creeping out your friends.
I have issues YAY YAY YAY YAY.
time for some Will Herondale quotes
"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."
He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.”
“So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.'
'Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired.”
“No, i mean enterprising." said Will. "When I mean morally deficient, I say,`Now, that is something i would have done
FYI I have taken a fear test at the Australian questacon as it turns out I am more afraid of flowers than I am of great white sharks and massive ass spiders. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!
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the Asian Marfia are watching you dun dun dunnnnnn
Love a person not called Sarah
CATS AND POTATO <3 mmmmmm a catato. WAIT thats not right hmmmm? i cant eat a cat. although i have been in asia. *shrugs shoulders* so i guess you never know
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Ja, ja und ja das its alles rightig. Du bist sehr intellegent. ich bin ein groB kartoffelkopf und ich habe ein groBe nase. was is los??View all Conversations