To Sarah: you need some serious help, mentally, physically and socially. Some people are right, learn to proof read your stories or read the finished product and try to edit some things or just try to write a normal story for once. But I pity you though, that's it really.
To Sadie: I feel sorry for you that you have to put up with Sadie, I really do.
P.s how did Sadie know about those "kink" of hers? Deviantart?
Sincerely, books