Hi. 

I'm a human, and you're probably one too. 
Or you might be a unicorn. Who knows. 

Scotland. 
Scotland knows. 

If you actually understood ^^, then we can be friends. :) 

Even if you didn't, we can still be friends. 
I don't have preferences even if you don't get my super awesome references. 

RHYME. 

Thank you very much. 

I'm not weird. 
Or maybe I am. 
But I'm happy. 
And you should be too.