Max

We can both be sarcastic bitches together 

Who must suffer school right now 

I am the Bella Ragazza 

Say Colorado! 
          I'm A GiRaFfE-
          
          A potato flew around the room before you came. 
          
          Hey girl, they got a ramen noodle exhibit. I know that's your favorite. Be careful chirren, das a lot of sodium. 
          
          ...Daddy? 
          Do I look like-
          
          It's an avocado... Thanks...
          
          Not to be racist or anything, but asian people- *noise of death* 
          
          Whoever threw that piece of paper, your moms a hoe. 
          
          I'll say it. I'm not sorry you broke your elbow-