❗❗ PSA: PLEASE DO NOT COPY, ADOPT, OR REDISTRUBTE MY WORK WITHOUT PERMISSION (see (5)) ❗❗


faq for the lost and bewildered:

(1) ARE YOU DEAD?
lol no. cracks me up every time someone asks tho.

(2) WILL YOU UPDATE?
i may come back every now and then to check stuff, but i won't be actively posting here anymore due to personal reasons (emphasis on personal).

(3) DID YOU MOVE?
to ao3.

(4) IS [INSERT FIC] DEAD?
maybe, maybe not. fics deemed salvageable or still of interest to me will be revamped for ao3 (the jinchuuriki alliance is one such fic). fics that were written before i even hit puberty... the less said about them, the better. but they will remain here as a sort of archive.

(5) CAN I ADOPT YOUR FIC(S) THEN?
no. sorry to disappoint, readers and writers alike, but these fics are all extremely personal to me since they are the core of my writing journey and have shaped the writer i am today. that said, you can absolutely write a fic inspired by one of my own as long as you give credit (that's an actual feature on ao3 so i don't think i'm asking for too much to be credited).

(6) YOU GONNA GIVE US YOUR NEW HANDLE?
nah.

(7) THE FUCK?
if you're a dedicated duck, you will find me.

(8) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND YOUR SHIT THEN?
search ao3.

(9) WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS?
i have a penchant for melodrama. or something to that effect.

so long and thanks for all the fish.