Funky Pigeon

Did I crack open a bottle of alcohol on Christmas day at like 9am? Yes I did
          Will I drink more today and tomorrow? Yes I will 
          But will I get drunk? No cuz all the alcohol I have isn't very strong lmao

I'm currently running on less the two hours of sleep, intrusive thoughts and I'm ready to playfight with my 10 year old toy poodle and loose 

AO3 is down due to a group just spamming the site. I'm having fucking withdrawals but the comments on the site's Twitter are giving me some hope. Those bitches took away my Dabihawks fics

I was so excited to finally play Hogwarts Legacy, stayed up for it and all only to find out that I have to wait til the 5th of May
          Fucking May! I've spent over two fucking months waiting to play this game I spent £65 on only for it to be delayed yet again. I know some things have to been done to fit the older gen consoles but still. I think most won't care if something's are perfect. I know I won't care if the graphics aren't perfect. I just wanna play it so bad. Roblox, Trove and Animal Crossing can only keep me occupied for so long

Dude, my birthday is tomorrow. I'm not ready y'all,I don't like lol

I love how the character of Rudolph is a literal eldritch being yet is one of the softest characters I've created thus far 

Y'all ever disassociate so hard that you become aware that you've disassociated yet you can't bring yourself to focus again? Cuz that was me today, like I just full on left my body on autopilot for hours. Kinda freaky 

I got all excited to play the new Hogwarts game, only to find out u have to wait until fucking April 4th and not today. Everything said it comes out today, yet nowhere did it say April 4th. I looked for the date of release constantly and I didn't see it anywhere. I know that the Xbox one has older hard drives and loading time may be an issue but honestly I couldn't care less. There goes my plans for today. Xbox X/S get it today, same with PS5. Kinda sad now

I got a new phone and I'm back, idk what I'm doing lol

Damn, I haven't been here in a while lol