Before you ask, yes, my profile picture is 707 in a chicken suit.
bawk bawk mofos

Okay! Hi! How ya doin? Wait let me get this straight, you want to know bout me? W-wow, nice. Um, let me just, ergh, get my palm cards.

*looks intensely at palm cards*
Well my name is, um, ******* but friends just like to, um like to call me Taz.
Oh god, um-
*looks back down at palm cards*
I'm around 2389 years old, I think, its hard to keep count.
*sweats profusely*
I like pulling on accents sometimes and I, I just like it.
Pssst... I'm qUeEr?
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- Things I Like/Pathetic Conversation Starters -

mystic messenger
21 chump street
yaoi/yuri
life is strange 
gloom games
anime
pinterest
stranger things
voltron
gravity falls
twenty one pilots 
ddlc
unstoppable siblings
jon bellion
the adventure zone
homestuck
fnaf
burial at sea
domics
sally face
f.r.i.e.n.d.s
throdd1sout
a wrinkle in time
league of archers
webtoons
jaidenanimation
fran bow
now you see me
manga
60 seconds
simulacra
food
melanie martinez
gender benders
disney
shane
lbgt
sherlock homes
lemony snicket
shower thoughts

 - To Be Continued -