Hellllloooo everyone who may is bored enough to read this! Have a nice day filled with fluffy unicats and puppies and rainbows. As you can see, I am a veeeery happy person. But don't get on my bad side, I can be a nightmare myself sometimes. And obviously you've been reading my book, soo yeah, you know what else is on my mind. It's not just candy and me on a sugar rush, I'm weird, a loner, I'm changing my moods faster than a pregnant woman and am a little bit sassy sometimes.
Boy: Which idiot called the 0?
Me: Wasn't me, so why are you here?
Girl: Uhh, you're ugly.
Me: Oh, I'm really sorry, but I think you mistook me for your mirror...