So I'm kinda obsessed with this band called One Direction
Narry is REAL!
Met Little Mix and Cher Lloyd!!!
Saw the boys 7-31-13, 9-11-14, 9-12-14, and 9-13-14
I got noticed by 5/5
Saw Demi 2-11-14 
Saw 5SOS 4-11-14
I think that's everything you need to know!

PS The only other person allowed to marry Harry is Niall