Why hello there.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!! I love you all too much to kill you! 

My hobbies include spear-fishing, eating, winning hot dog eating contests, dancing the tango, and watching desert sunsets. So if any of you guys take me on a date, I want to watch a desert sunset! ;) I hope you have a mustache, too!!!! I LOVE guys with mustaches. 

I'm twenty-eight AND I'm single AND I live with forty-two cats. I love cats! GO CATS! I like to call myself Cat Woman. Except I'm not Anne Hathaway. I'm better! 

I love to write, too! I'm going to get published! Someday! When the bribes work!