Maria Lucy

Not my boyfriend teasing me for sleeping in when I literally woke up at 8:34.... Buddy it is not my fault I am a morning person!! Also not my fault we have covid so I sleep more... It is his fault we were up late last night though, he wanted to watch a movie with me

You guys should join! It will be tons of fun!
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So I know I have a million updates to work on, but tbh today I'm just taking a hate men day. This dude blocked me almost a year ago because he got a girlfriend. Today I got a text from some number with just my name. Of course it was him. He was drunk. I hate that one of my first thoughts was that I was happy he still had my number. One of the next ones was that I shouldn't still like him, I should hate him. I like a great guy who actually cares but this screw boy had to walk back into my life and I want him back out!!! Not all men suck, but my taste in them sure as heck does

Thanks...  :))))) 

Hi sis. Know who I am?

I hate you
          You hate me
          Let's tie Barney to a tree
          With an M16 and a pistol full of lead
          We just shot off Barney's head
          I hate you
          You hate me
          Barney gave you H.I.V.
          So we punched him in the balls and shot him in the head
          Now that purple thing is dead
          I hate you
          You hate me
          Lets team up and kill Barney
          With a baseball bat
          And a Four-by-Four
          No more purple dinosaur
          I hate you
          You Hate Me
          Let's tie Barney to a tree!
          I'll get the match,
          You get the gasoline,
          Light the match and watch him scream.
          I hate you
          You hate me
          We're a racist family
          So let's kill that big, fat freak they call Barney
          Then we will be more happy
          I hate you, 
          You hate me
          Let's hang Barney from a tree
          With a knife, and a gun, and a bullet through his head
          Till that purple thing is dead
          I hate you, 
          You hate me
          The ratel army killed Barney
          With a gun and a tank and 12 atomic bombs
          We're all glad that Barney's gone
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Lets tie Barnie to a tree
          Stab him in the back shoot him in the head
          Now the purple thing is dead
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Barney's taken ecstasy
          There you see him,lying on the floor
          Sorry kids - no more purple dinosaur
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          I saw Godzilla kill Barney
          With a fire blast that retard hit the floor
          No more stupid dinosaur
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Barney's stung by a killer bee
          And now he's lying dead on the floor
          No more purple dinosaur
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Let's be friends and kill Barney
          With a shotgun *BANG BANG*
          Barney on the floor
          No more purple dinosaur
          
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          But let's get together and KILL Barney
          With a great big bazooka 
          We blow off his head
          Sorry kids but Barney's dead
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Let's chase barney up a tree
          grab a bazooka, 
          shoot em in the head
          Hallelujah Barney's dead
          I hate you,
          You hate me
          Let's get together and kill Barney
          With a really big bomb
          And a bullet to his brain
          We're all happy Barney's dead'

thanks for the follow!