“So... Levi and Eren, y’all know the age gap right? Or do y’all need to go back to school? Levi is like what, in his 30’s and Eren is 15- HES DOUBLE HIS AGE”
“Also, Isn’t Levi related to me??? And Eren is basically my brother so-“
“Anyways, isn’t Armin gay for my brother or something?? I’ve always seen those glances”
“Honestly, Y’all need some holy water and some math work”