Hi, I'm going through a hard time because my mother refused to buy me $3.00 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake. 
-HelloDarkness77

That ain't nice 
-HelloDarkness77

Listen up, Bitch. You want the follows?
-HelloDarkness77

We sound like Heather Chandler and Veronica Sawyer.
-HelloDarkness77

And now you're talking to yourself.
-Me

What's so bad about talking to yourself? You do it all the time.
-Hellodarkness77

Oooh I'm an idiot.
Why the hell would you do that?
-HelloDarkness77